I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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