yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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