My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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