Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Non-Jews are for practice
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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