Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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