i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Dear god my vagina.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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