for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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