in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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