4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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