hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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