Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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