dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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