ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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