Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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