Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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