whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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