Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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