Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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