it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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