You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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