Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I want to have your abortion
I will die if light touches me.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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