how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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