yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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