dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Everything about him screamed your future.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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