smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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