Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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