I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
and i looked up. we had an audience...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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