I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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