she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize