I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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