why didn't you poke me back
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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