Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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