ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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