Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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