Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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