I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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