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Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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