it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
