I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He better not be in your backpack
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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