At least make sure they are 18
Why
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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