I want to stick my p in your. b.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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