Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm drive I can fine osifer
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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