So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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