i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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