i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I touched a dick in church today
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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