I'm jealous of your bromance
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
