This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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