she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Mom said you looked used
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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