He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
the raccoons are back...
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