If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
i now understand why vodka
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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