bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
