got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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