The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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