I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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