Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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